Walter Brzeski, Bears Superfan


I hope the Cowboys try to pick Tank Johnson's brain about the Bears, it should take them all of 5 seconds.


Tank joke:

A guy gets into a horrific car accident and his brain is severly damaged and beyond repair. His family is told they could get a brain transplant from a donor. The doctor tells them there are three donors and how much each brain will cost.

Donor #1 is Mike Singletary and his brain costs $50

Donor #2 is William 'The Fridge' Perry and his brain costs $100,000

Donor #3 is Tank Johnson and his brain costs $1,000,000



The family asked the doctor what's the big difference in the costs of each brain.

He replies, "Well, Mike Singletary was smart and was a coach on the field and he used his brain all the time. 'The Fridge' was only good for a few years and only had to use his brain a little to market himself."

The family asked, "Why is Tank Johnson's brain so expensive?"

The doctor responded, "It's never been used!"